Author: burkey42

White Hairs

You read the title right, it’s all about those old fogeys whose hair has gone to the extreme of being white. And when you get three of them in the same place, they know absolutely everything. Currently, I’m listening to them regale about how much they know about doctors and doctors training and all about their degrees an internship. Fuck me, they dont even know the difference between an intern and a registrar and a consultant. Fucking white hairs.

Fuck Me…..Actually Don’t

Some people dont understand the system here in the hospital. Simple things like push your buzzer to get the help of a nurse. There is rude cunt next to me, had his TV so loud I had to talk to the nurse in charge to get it turned down. Respect the fact that you are a in the room with one toilet, three other blokes and curtains to separate each other. This doesn’t penetrate the thick skulls of some as they believe that they are the only person.

Poolies n Bankers

The title gives the terms for nurses that fill in when a regular nurse is unavailable to fill a shift. It’s the term I came up with because it sounds offensive without being offensive. My Poolie I have today, makes me sick to the stomach. She gives incompetence a run for its money.